My obsession with astrology now has a home! Let's do the chart for this baby and see what I've unleashed into the world.
November 11, 2013 at 7:11pm (I'm digging all the 11s), Tallahassee, FL USA.
(I use alabe.com
for quick birth charts with known birth times. For more indepth charts,
such as synastry charts, charts that show fixed stars, midpoints, ,
etc. I use astro.com or astrotheme.com.)
Rising Sign is in 15 Degrees Gemini
(This
is fitting actually, since it is a BLOG. Gemini in the first so
communication about a variety of interesting topics will be front and
center. So far no other major planets in the 1st. However I bet I will
find some interesting fixed stars and such. More on that later.)
Extremely active by nature, you like to get around, meet people and
do different things. Very restless, you just can't seem to stay put.
You need to be involved in several projects at once in order to keep
your mind stimulated. You like to read books and to write letters
and to talk -- constantly. Seemingly ageless, you will always appear
to be much younger than you really are. Very adaptable and
inquisitive, you are always open to new ideas and experiences. A
"jack-of-all-trades", you are lively and versatile. Because of the
high nervous tension that you always seem to have, athletic activity
would be a good way for you to burn off energy. But be careful of a
tendency to experience things only superficially -- try to dig in
and absorb things at a deeper level.
Sun is in 19 Degrees Scorpio.
(And this fits too. I like it
deep and meaningful and I use astrology to go deep and find meaning. And
the "obsession" thing is Scorpionic as hell too. And dead sexy. And
this Sun is conjunct Saturn in the 6th house so no one will be able to
accuse me of not taking this seriously. Unless I show up to do charts in
a French Maid costume. Which I might. Skype, anyone?)
Intense and complex by nature, you have extremely strong emotional
reactions to most situations. Feelings are often very difficult for
you to verbalize. Therefore you have a tendency to be very quiet - -
to brood and think a lot. You seldom get overtly angry, but, when
you do, you are furious and unforgiving. When you make an emotional
commitment, it is total -- you are not attracted to superficial or
casual relationships. If you are challenged, you take it as a
personal affront and tend to lash out and fight back in a vengeful
manner. You love mysteries and the supernatural. A good detective,
you love getting to the roots of problems and you enjoy finding out
what makes other people tick. You are known to be very willful, very
powerful and quite tenacious!
(Continue Reading...)
Moon is in 12 Degrees Pisces.
(Dreamy,
lovely Pisces, help me to contemplate the mysteries of the Divine and
apply your cosmic wisdom to my search for the Truth. And after we find
the Truth lets dream up an escape from it, k? Or at least engage in some
beautiful denial about it. Shit, you're in the 10th house, so I guess
we will keep dreaming about more ways to make this a real career
instead.)
You have strong feelings and are extremely sensitive. It would help
if you had a thicker skin -- you tend to react emotionally to every
situation you come across. Kind, gentle and considerate of the
feelings of others, you are good at taking care of the sick, wounded
and helpless. But you tend to absorb the energy of others -- so
avoid those who are always negative. You have a rich, creative and
lively imagination, but you should be careful not to spend all your
time daydreaming. Very intuitive, you have good ESP and may be quite
clairvoyant or psychic. Remember that you too have the right to get
what you want from life. If you are always defensive and kowtowing
to others, people will take advantage of you and exploit you.
Mercury is in 02 Degrees Scorpio.
(C'est moi, l'enquêteur [It is I, the investigator]. You will give up your secrets to me now. And it will be fun and sexy and theatrical because Je suis à la cinquième maison [I am in the 5th house]. This is also the chart ruler. Should make for a fun time for all!)
You are a born investigator. You are fascinated by secrets and
mysteries and unanswered questions of any kind. When you become
upset or angry, your emotional reactions are overpowering -- reason
and logic disappear in an uncontrollable passionate outburst. You
tend to keep your thoughts secret and bottled up and this makes
others regard you with suspicion. It is not that you are trying
purposely to be evasive, it is just that you would rather not deal
with the explosions and hassles that often occur when you reveal
your true feelings and opinions. Your sense of humor tends toward
sarcasm and irony.
Venus is in 06 Degrees Capricorn.
(Grounded,
moneyed, old money, cautious in love and investments, Venus loves
Saturn loves Venus in the 7th house of partnerships and open enemies.
This is not a frivolous venture.)
You tend to keep your feelings under control -- emotions are only
released in serious or important situations. You are distrustful of
others whose behavior could be judged excessive or immoderate. As
such, you prefer to relate only to those who are older than you or
to those whose position is such that respect and duty are more
important for both of you than passion or emotional response. Be
careful, however, of relationships that are merely based on
practicality or utility or you will ultimately be lonely.
Mars is in 16 Degrees Virgo.
(My
natal Mars, and almost to the exact degree but in the 4th house of home
and beginnings and childhood. You know this shit is gonna be good.
Either that or I am going to drive everyone crazy.)
Very careful and systematic, you pay great attention to details. You
are always seeking perfection and sometimes get bogged down
searching for the ultimate when adequacy would have been sufficient.
You dislike abstractions, preferring whatever is practical, useful
and demonstrable. You have a strong and enduring sense of personal
responsibility, and you demand that others be as responsible and
upright as you are. Very critical of yourself and others, sometimes
you carry this too far and become overly intolerant of others and
their right to choose their own lifestyles.
Jupiter is in 20 Degrees Cancer.
(Big
ol' Moony feelings rule here and you better like it or I will make you
finish your peas before you can be excused from the table. Actually I'll
just take back your allowance because this planet is in the 2nd house.)
You must be emotionally secure in order to grow and develop. You are
happiest when your family and community support and nourish you and
boost your morale. Whether your childhood experiences of love and
emotional dependability were positive or negative will set the tone
for your emotional growth and stability as an adult. When you feel
at ease with yourself, you are able to offer assistance to those who
need a helping hand.
Saturn is in 14 Degrees Scorpio.
(This placement (Saturn conjunct Sun in 6th house Scorpio) reminds me of a dominatrix. I promise to use my power for good...)
You tend to release emotional energies only very reluctantly. This
is partly due to your fear of what horrible calamity might occur
should they be released -- your emotions are terribly complicated
and intense. Try not to repress these energies entirely, however, or
you will succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive
behavior. Give yourself the freedom to look awkward or silly once in
a while. The relief you feel will be quite therapeutic and the
embarrassment (whether it is real or imagined) will pass quickly.
Uranus is in 09 Degrees Aries.
(Hot
and impulsive, baby. 11th house, too, House of Uranus. It goes like
this: I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is I'm
having a party. The bad news is it's at your house.)
For you, as well as for the rest of your peers, the issue of
personal freedom is not just an abstract issue that can be discussed
and then forgotten. You feel very deeply the loss or threat of loss
of your ability to remain unrestricted and independent. And you will
react vigorously and vociferously to defend your right of
self-expression, no matter what the cost.
Neptune is in 02 Degrees Pisces.
(And
this mothertrucker is stationing direct, too. Means it is extra potent.
And it is currently exactly conjunct my natal North Node, which is
sitting near Fomalhaut,
the fixed star of ethereal spirituality. And, in this chart is conjunct
the Moon in the 10th house of Careers and Public Image. Awesome. Guess
you guys will be reading a lot of drunk posts about random ass
astrology and spiritual shit. But who cares? I promise I will always use
pretty pictures and fonts and will use words that will caress your mind
and anesthetize your fragile, traumatized souls. Just eat this small
cake here...)
You, and your entire generation, are interested in ways of expanding
your consciousness beyond the level of everyday reality. You will
explore exotic religions and metaphysical studies that purport to
transcend the mundane. You will prepare the theoretical base of
studies that will be fulfilled by the drive, energy and initiative
of the following generation.
Pluto is in 09 Degrees Capricorn.
(Chart
co-ruler Pluto in the 8th house. It just does not get any more
Scorpionic than that. And in restrained, bossy Capricorn no less. The
obsession goes very, very deep. And secrets and mysteries will be
uncovered. And then you are all going to die and I will take your money
(because the 8th house is the ruler of sex, death, taxes and other
people's money). The end.)
For your entire generation, this is a period of intense changes in
the very fabric of society. Many accepted institutions may pass away
or be born anew. The good of the community as a whole will be
stressed and individual rights may come under attack. This will
possibly be a period of decay that will lead to a new order.
N. Node is in 07 Degrees Scorpio.
(I
like to think of the North Node as a tiny light fairy that leads the
way in the dark, kind of like the Northern Star, always there to guide
us home. In Scorpio she is a fierce little bitch who beats up trolls on
the way home and is often jealous of the other, prettier, daintier
fairies, but she gets you there fearlessly nonetheless. You WILL arrive
at your destination, and you WILL have transformed on your way there,
probably many times over. But it WILL be worth it!)
You have a special aptitude for working by yourself, or with a
like-minded group of dedicated individuals. Once you've committed
yourself to a person or group or project, your loyalty and devotion
are total until the group's goals have been realized. Not at all
gregarious by nature, you're uncomfortable around strangers, greatly
preferring to be in known and familiar situations. Others may regard
you as shy or eccentric, but those who know you well are aware of
the intense loyalty that you have to your friends.
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